I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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