no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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