Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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