what day is it and did you see me today?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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