just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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