Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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