Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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