he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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