I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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