just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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