No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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