Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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