You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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