Dual....:-)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
