My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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