I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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