Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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