you're like a bully in the Christmas story
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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