Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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