Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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