It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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