ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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