Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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