Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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