Dual....:-)
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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