Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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