Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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