Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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