you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
