can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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