Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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