I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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