I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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