Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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