He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i think i have two assholes
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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