Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I think people are normalizing furries
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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