I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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