Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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