I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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