i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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