you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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