my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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