GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
