PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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