question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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