How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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