Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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