How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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