Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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