YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize