This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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