he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so let's talk penis.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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