This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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