Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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